Reader Morris has directed my attention to a decision by the Commonwealth Court of Pennsylvania that addressed the question of whether Perrier carbonated natural mineral water is water exempt from the sales tax or a soft drink subject to the sales tax. The court explained that the product is a soft drink because it is carbonated using the same process used to carbonate soft drinks. The court relied on the definition of “soft drink” in the statute, which includes “carbonated water.”
As I’ve also pointed out, those who practice tax law learn, and must learn, all sorts of things that are beyond the statutes, regulations, and other authorities that set forth the law of taxation. In this instance I learned that Perrier carbonated natural mineral water isn’t simply natural carbonated mineral water extracted from underground. Instead, the mineral water and the carbonic gas are extracted separately from the same geological formation and then are combined through a process that involves removing impurities, chilling the water, and removing air from the water. Surprisingly, any carbonation in the harvested water is removed before the carbonic gas extracted from a different area in the geological formation is added.
This case is an interesting illustration of why legislatures need to do what attorneys need to do. Before drafting legislation, and while reviewing legislation as it moves through the legislature, legislators should acquire as much information as possible so that they can craft statutes that answer questions. In this situation, because of the arguable ambiguity in the statute concerning the differences between water and soft drink, the legislature could have simply inserted the word “noncarbonated” before the word “water” in the section of the statute exempting water from the sales tax or the phrase “artificially” before the phrase “carbonated water” in the definition of “soft drink.” Either of these tweaks, or any other that would align with what the legislature intended once it made itself aware of the uncertain status of Perrier water would have spared the litigants the cost and time invested in the litigation, and would have reduced the court’s docket by at least one case. On the other hand, if the statute had been so drafted, I and others might have continued with our ignorance with respect to how Perrier carbonated natural mineral water is produced unless some other reason caused us to research the question.
I close by tipping my hat to the court for its clever work with the English language. No, I’m not talking about the word “water” and the phrase “soft drink.” I’m referring to this sentence from the court’s opinion: “The issues raised before this Court bubble down to one question.” With the court’s decision, barring a reversal on appeal, the ongoing dispute between the taxpayers and the Department of Revenue over this issue has fizzled out.