I wonder how Congress would behave, and how it would be constituted, if every citizen understood tax law as well as those who truly understand it do. I wonder if it would resemble the outcome when the carnival con artist is exposed for what he is. Then I begin to wonder why basic tax isn't a required high school course. Maybe they don't want people to understand fully what the tax law comprises. Maybe they want people to be stuck thinking that the deceptive explanations fed to them are plausible.The other is that an citizenry uneducated about taxes begins to buy into the "all taxes are bad" nonsense that ignores the need in civilized society for public funding of public benefits.
The first portion of the email caused me to chuckle, because it is a humorous way to describe the scope of federal, state, and local taxation. Nothing is left untouched. Such is tax, which intrudes into every corner of life. Here goes:
Subject: TaxesI must say it's amazing that someone whose poetry skills aren't much better than mine finds their creation zipping around cyberspace because it touches a nerve, as most humor does. The email then continues with a list of the different sorts of taxes that exist:
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
to my doom...."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable TaxI'm going to venture a safe guess and suggest that the list is incomplete. For example, where is the use and occupancy tax or the municipal emergency services tax?
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
The email then makes its political point:
THINK THIS IS FUNNY?Whoa! Had the author omitted everything between "FUNNY?" and "What in the world..." the point of the message would be focused. Instead, we are treated to assertions that are either untrue or irrelevant other then to demonstrate the anger that cannot be contained or disguised by the humorous poetry or the list that encourages thinking about the scope of taxation.
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the world happened? Can you spell "politicians!"
And I still have to "press 1" for English!?!?!?!?
Had the author looked at something like Taxation History of the United States, he or she would have learned that a federal income tax existed more than 100 years ago. So, too, did state inheritance taxes. Examining Fact Sheets: Taxes -- History of the U.S. Tax System would have informed the author that liquor taxes existed more than 200 years ago.
A little more research would turn up articles such as Slouching Towards Utopia?: The Economic History of the Twentieth Century: -VII. From the British to the American Century, which would disclose the salient fact that the United States was not the most prosperous nation in the world 100 years ago. The assertion that there was "absolutely no national debt" is nonsense, and anyone who wants to become educated on the subject can read something like The United States National Debt, 1787-1900, which discusses the national debt from its beginnings more than 200 years ago.
It's unclear whether the assertion about the size of the middle class refers to total numbers or percentages. Nor is it clear how middle class is defined for these purposes. But during the nineteenth century, there wasn't much of a middle class in this country or elsewhere.
Whether "Mom stayed home with the kids," which may or may not be a generally accurate statement about life 100 years ago, or whether someone must press 1 for English, which is true in at least some voicemail systems, doesn't seem to tell us much, if anything, about the scope of taxation or the history of taxation. These claims illustrate what happens when emotions trump intellect while a person is communicating.
The email began "At first I thought this was funny...then I realized the awful truth of it. Read to the end!" Yes, I thought the poem was funny. By the time I read to the end, I was no longer laughing. Not because of anger or disgust about mothers, children, voicemail systems, or the national debt, but because misinformation contains to fertilize accumulated American ignorance. I read somewhere that attempting to rebut nonsense gives it a life of its own, but the alternative, letting it percolate and multiply, is much worse, isn't it? Someone needs to step up and tell people that the assertions are wrong, sharing an explanation of the research and intellectual effort that separates accurate statements from the inaccurate ones. Otherwise we'll end up with a nation that thinks the earth is flat, that taxes did not exist until 100 years ago, and that they are the center of the universe.