Dear Sirs,Now, let's assume that for some reason I, or a sensible tax practitioner or professional consultant, would decide to do business with a stranger who appears out of thin air with promises of, well, I'm not certain what is being promised, would we be delighted at the opportunity to rely on someone who admits that there is a lot of "rubish" going around in emails? Particularly when that stranger has sent an email that surely seems destined for the email folder called trash?
If you have a serious tax problem and you do not know what to do?
If you do not trust irrelevant professional that the claim to be gurus?
If you are fet up with talk and talk and talk with irrelevant consultants?
If you have unreported money and you want somebody to help you represent it the right way and report it to authorities in due time?
If you like any kind of inquiries relate to above then contact us at [removed] visit our web address [removed].
EMAIL OR CALL AS ON SKYPE-TALK DIRECT WITH EX INLAND REVENUE OFFICIAL WITH MORE THAN 20 YEARS OF TAX EXPIRIENCE AND GET OUT OF YOUR TAX PROPLEMS.
Yours faithfully,
[sender's name removed]
In case your are and professional consultant read below:
I know that nobody reads emails today due to a lot of rubish going around, so do I unless:
When I found something that relates to my work in order to benefit.
If you are lawyer, accountant or business man this might me interesting you.
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[sender's name and email address removed]
It's not just the horrific grammar and the spelling errors that alarm me. All of us, myself included, make mistakes, particularly when it comes to typographical errors. But, seriously, what conclusions should one draw from a sales pitch that claims "You can represent your selves as being the persons who can sell the following services although you might not have any knowlegde"? Wow. Maybe they could help me sell myself as a professor of biochemical engineering.
I removed the names, URLs and the email addresses because I don't want to encourage visits to the advertised site. But I did visit, chiefly out of curiosity. I can't tell if it's a scam, a joke, or a legitimate attempt to sell all sorts of software (ranging from carpet business templates to licenses and forms for doing business in 178 countries) by folks who don't do quality control analysis on their own website and email workproduct. It makes me wonder about whatever it is that's being sold.
There is no quick way to become a tax practitioner. Buying some software that is useful for doing something doesn't make the purchaser a professional in that something. The pathway to success is quality education and the investment of intellectual effort. I wonder how many people received the email and are getting ready to "sit back and enjoy [a] commission and ... local fees." Every quality tax practitioner with whom I've dealt has collected fees, but not by sitting back. They've earned them by working diligently and carefully. And they've never spammed me with an email.